Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

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astronaut

not Gayle King.

Gayle King is not an astronaut.

by meow420 April 19, 2025

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astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020

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Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

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Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

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