simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.

during simp hour, one must be simping.

by sublimestephers December 5, 2013

Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself

Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019

hour thirty

An hour and a half, but shorter

I'll be ready in an hour thirty, so don't wait up!

by parasitesmoothE July 5, 2020

Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.

Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!

by CharlotteW April 30, 2019

Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!

I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.

by Kay Web September 10, 2010

PEANOOT HOURS

PEANOOT HOURS (the hour before and after midnight when you post just any shit online coz ur tired....

Sorry about that post dude...it was peanoot hours

by Joneeko October 19, 2019