save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!

I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death

by Grock5000 August 18, 2007

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 05, 2016

pull a Save

To injure oneself in an unlikely or improbable way whilst performing a usually safe, everyday action.

Fred pulled a Save last night while eating fried chicken - broke his collarbone.

What kinda Save did you pull to lose a finger while making toast?

I probably shouldn't climb up there while I'm this drunk, I might pull a Save.

by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

Epic Save

ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.

Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!

by Greyn February 05, 2010

save talk

A unique manner of communication where pronouns replace all the proper and common nouns

He kept that thing there - the finest example of save talk.

by iceman.garnetb March 29, 2009

Daylight Savings

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

by brown 25 November 05, 2019