porno nuts

shaved balls or tescticles as seen in pornography

My chick loves to lick porno nuts.

by reyman440 July 25, 2008

Porno Boy

When you get caught looking at guy porn in Graphic Arts.

Jaber was seen with Porno Boy last night.

by Anthony March 13, 2004

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

porno movies

Gratuitous sex or sexual acts on film. A person or people fucking or indulging in sexual activity on film. eg. porn on film, or DVD. Made by professional porn stars or amatures from home or other such place.

"You should see the porno movies I bought yesterday. Boy, is there some hardcore fucking on them"

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Ninja Porno

A sex tap made by a sneaky friend. It's usually a low-quality film captured by a cell phone.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.

by double d indy December 11, 2009

porno bear

Someone who goes through their friends porn stash without asking like a bear going through a trash can.

"Noggles is such a porno bear I left him alone in my room for two minutes and when I came back there were magazines and dvds everywhere".

by juggalogre June 21, 2010

porno-quality

Lovingly known expression to describe multigeneration vhs or betamax porno tapes ie copies of copies to the point where the picture is more horrific than the porn itself. Sound is also muddy and poor.

Hence any video material of known poor quality. A usual expression is that tape is "porno quality".. .)

multicopied vhs tapes porno-quality vhs tape

by blurrymachine May 11, 2010