Small Texting

When you just text for the sake of texting. You really have no purpose for your text, but you text anyway."small talk" texting.

Small Texting
"Hey did you have fun last night"
"Yeah! you?"

"Hey"
"Hey, what's up?"

by siphonostele April 26, 2009

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

Texting

-A stupid way to communicate

-Great way to get into a car accident
-The reason why people cannot spell properly
-The reason why people cannot talk properly
-Something that kids get addicted to
-A warning sign that society is getting dumber

I don't use texting, it's fucking stupid.

by vladik87 September 12, 2009

Texting out

To ask someone out by texting them on a cellular device.

Oh my god I can't believe that Tom is texting out Jess?!?!?! How lame is that.

by sthen November 9, 2007

revenge texter

someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.

"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."

"You're a revenge texter. Period."

by Hannah is Magical March 19, 2010

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

Filler Texting

When you're texting or IMing somebody and they respond with crappy, half-assed one word answers. Also reffered to as "Being a weenie".

Texter 1: Dude, I just bought five hundred dollars worth of apple sauce!

Texter 2: Kool

Texter One: (in an attempt to end the filller texting) Is it weird that I'm playing Viva Pinata? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's for like five year olds, but I beat Assasin's Creed.

Texter 2: Sure

Texter One: Screw you, you filler texting douche!

by GiraffeBoots December 13, 2010