Testefy

Another meaning for testefy:

To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.

Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.

That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.

Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.

The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.

by MrGibblet May 13, 2009

no teter

Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.

No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.

by jiblair April 12, 2005

Testefy

To exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male's testicles or general genital area.

Pronounced Teste-fy.

You've been TESTEfied.

Shut up, or I'll testefy you.

Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!

by MrGibblet May 12, 2009

Serial Texter

Someone who constantly messages you.

Man, Jerry won't leave me alone.. he's being a serial texter.

by bigballoon321 August 13, 2019

tesser

To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.

If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!

by Monchie~ May 10, 2018

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008

texterbator

A person who continuously and chronicly texts, overiding the activity they were involved in with a group of people or friends.

(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!

by NaTe AmNioTiC January 4, 2009