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Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.
by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007
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Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.
by Chastro D October 13, 2007
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tennis

one of the few monotonous activities in which you gain immense pleasure. the need to get out and play is unsurpassed by all.
He loves playing tennis. if possible he could play all day and all night.
by tennis4life June 28, 2004
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Tennanity

The religion based on the worship of David Tennant in his role as the tenth doctor. Certain customs include the ten commandments of Tennanity, prayers based on the companions, and the Doctor Who writers being recognised as saints.
I follow the faith of Tennanity!
by TennishGirl96 August 22, 2010
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Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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Tennincha

The word to describe someone with a ten inch dick.
Jake, are you a tennincha?
by Tsukes June 14, 2017
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Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
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