Temup

Similar to a muppet or numpty, this word implies that the person has done something stupid or silly.

Rachel is such a temup for doubting Tom

by SecretSlytherin March 29, 2013

Temu

I shopping site where you can find cheap alternatives for stuff that would brake in about 5 days

Temu

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

Tempusexual

One who is sexually attracted to time.

That dude fucked up the timeline goood. Such a tempusexual.

by Tempusthefirst June 3, 2018

Tenus

The diagnosis of teeth lodged deep within one's sphinct.

Woman: Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my asshole. And I have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.

Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.

Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.

by Alexander Fartface June 18, 2006

telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

by happydappyman September 15, 2011

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

Temugen

A very low intelegence scum who lives in a dumbster

Yo that cow looks like Temugen

by 123 lick my ass ftards September 12, 2019