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mormon temple

A very architecturally beautiful building both inside and out, built using faithful mormon's money. The atmosphere is similar to a library's. The temple is considered the holiest place on earth for mormons, and as God's house on earth. It is here that they perform "the ordinances of salvation" for both the dead and the living. The ordinances performed are the following:

1. Baptisms for the dead

2. Ordaining to the priesthood for men who died without receiving it

3. Confirmations for the dead, where a proxy is "confirmed" a member of the mormon church, and given the gift of the holy ghost

4. Washing and anointings for both the living and the dead

5. The endowment for both the living and the dead. Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason.

6. Sealings (aka Eternal Marriage) for both the dead and the living

7. The second anointing. Most mormons don't even know about this ceremony, and as far as I know it's only performed at a certain few of the larger temples. It consists of two parts - one performed in the temple, and one performed by the married couple in their own home. They are sealed up unto heaven for their righteousness.

So, to sum everything up, temples are beautiful buildings, wherein strange symbolic rituals are performed to guarantee your salvation.
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by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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templeture

the tempureture that a temple has to be at for it to function correctly
me: did you see that temple just blow up
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Temple thicc

The balance of working-out a few times a week but eating whatever you like. One is not skinny nor fat, may be mistaken for skinny-fat
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Ted Templeman

Former lead singer/drummer/guitarist for the Santa Cruz based band "The Tikis", who later became "Harpers Bizarre" and had the hit song "Feeling Groovy" with fellow band mates Dick Yount, Eddie James, Dickie Scoppetone and John Peterson, formally of the Beau Brummels.

Soon after Harpers broke up Ted bacame one of the most successful producers at Warner Brothers as the man behind the scenes for: Van Morrison, the Doobie Brothers, Nicolette Larson, and discovered and produced a little know club band named "Van Halen", as well as projects for Michael McDonald and David Lee Roth, Little Feat, Captain Beefheat, Ronnie Montrose, Aerosmith, Clapton, and others

Ted retired from W/B in 1998 but was recently tapped by Joan Jet to produce an album for her.
See: Ted Templeman producer - Doobie Brothers (most, if not all albums) - Van Morrison (two albums) - Nicolette Larson - Little Feat - Van Halen
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pearly temple

My daughter enjoyed the pearly temple on our cruise
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Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
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Dylan Templeton

Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong
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