theide

the koolest kat ever (with a k). a theide is always nice, funny, and prepared, even in situations that catch her off guard. she is drop-dead gorgeous and has the best style. she is talented and guys love her, even though she doesnt know it. and best of all? her friends are always there for her because she has always been there for them. a theide is just so cool no one can handle it. most scientists think they should name the fear of not being as cool as a theide. they will call it, "theideitis".

crab: hey, that theide is so cool!
tree: yeah totally!
theide: hey guys, whats up?
crab and tree: ahhh! we will never be as cool as you!!!
*go to the doctor*
doctor: yes, im afraid you have theideitis.
*dramatic music here*

by crabtheidetree October 28, 2013

teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

tehesian facemask

To place seran wrap over your partners face, then defecate on their face.

" I gave this girl a tehesian facemask last night, and OH MY GOD, she loved it."

by BatmanLifter February 2, 2017

teheater

A joyous occasion or event. Anything that can be defined as a stretch of time to the average human being.

"Hi! Have a great teheater" "Happy teheater" "Screw that, NOBODY is going to ruin my teheater this teheater"

by tacoshack222 January 13, 2018

Teneia

Pretty close to perfect, really funny and she tends to be really caring and nice. They usually have a fucking good body too and they are so hot 🤤🤤

Teneia is sooo perfect and hot

by A young girl from Aus November 3, 2018

Theifer

Someone who thieves

I am the clout theifer

by Penamn December 3, 2018

teyei

The nicest person you could ever know,Teyei’s aren’t funny bones but they know how to make laughs,always ready to listen and accept,super shy at first but once you get close to him,it’s like your family .A really intelligent guy who doesn't act like hes smart, but surprises you. He's very sweet and doesn't just think about himself. He loves spending his money on other people. If you date a Teyei you'll know he's a keeper. Hes going to be there for you no matter what happens, and he'll be your shoulder to cry on. Working out is his main priority next to making his girlfriend happy. He has nice hair. His style is preppy, but can be very picky about what he wears. He's an athletic guy but soccer always comes first. His kisses are amazing and his hugs are unforgettable.

Have you seen Teyei

I need someone to comfort me

by Styleblogger March 18, 2019