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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
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Teach

Colloquial way of referring to a female teacher in Jamaica.
Hey teach'. Can I drop the work off later?

Whagwan teach, you looking hot today, man!
by Tropical Rythms December 9, 2021
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Teach All The Way

To beat someone to Death for disrespecting you or your rules.
Oh shit man he's gonna Teach All The Way. in other words he's going to beat you to Death for disrespecting him or his rules
by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 8, 2021
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National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women
by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021
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rage teach

person 1: why is ms brown yelling? person 2: rage teach
teacher: DESTINY EQUALS. MASS DIVIDED BY VOLUME!!!!!!!! rage
by feefwashere May 2, 2021
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Anti-teaching

A teaching method in which one demonstrates a negative example so as to persuade people into living the opposite way
SNL's "Matt Foley" uses overly physical anti-teaching so that the teenage characters would make a vow to never smoke pot ever again in their lives
by o23gfh December 6, 2024
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