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Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.
And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.
by Willmerson September 20, 2005
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tabon

Tabon is a vagina
You have a tabon

I thought you were a boy

Oh shit
Im gay i dont like tabon ew ew no hmar matwslnich
by Ras l9lwa May 27, 2019
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teaboo

To get it out of the way, the most uncommon definition of the word teaboo is something that is taboo in English/British culture.

Most often, the word teaboo is used to describe what would basically be a weeaboo who instead of obsessing over the Japanese culture, they obsess over the English/British/Etc cultures.
These people are commonly fans of BBC and tonnes (see what I did there?) of British T.V. shows, such as Doctor Who and Sherlock.

These people will constantly spell words like British people would and use the slang of the British. You can also commonly see them eating "BRITISH" food, even though it's probably just cheap trash not even made by British companies.
In a Discord chat

teeaboo: "oi m8 how u doin bruv? "
normal person: "tf are you saying? what is 'bruv?'

teeaboo: "it means bro/bruvva"
normal person: "fuckin hell man you give no context"
teeaboo: "you takin the piss? i give loads"
normal guy: "shut the fuck up with your brit slang we're not friends anymore"
teeaboo: "fine then you can go bugger off you cunt"
normal guy: "teaboo" *leaves chat and proceeds to chug bleach*
by iiToxicMinded October 3, 2016
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Taborific

A vague generaization for a word that was formerly meant to be PG. Now it is used to defend D Bags (see DOUCHE) who want to hide behind thier beliefs, rather than live out those of Jesus. Term used to belittle those who are not stellar christians at a small "Decidedly Christian" College in the middle of NoWhere, Kansas(see "Hole in the Wall"). You get to pay 23,000+ USD a year to be belittle by your classmates (see DICKS).
When having a girl in the room, you are Taborific if and only if the following stipulations occur:
You have 4 feet on the Floor, and one in the door.
by Christopher Jenkins February 16, 2008
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teabonics

Coded phrases of the Tea Party movement, used to indicate which un-American, un-Republican, un-Christian plot to:

- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people
Examples of teabonics:

"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)

"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)

"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)

"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")

"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)
by el_che April 7, 2010
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Teabitch

A nickname for Shinku from Rozen Maiden. Comes from her love of tea and general bitchiness.
For all her faults, I still find teabitch to be less annoying than desu.
by birdboy2000 June 21, 2008
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Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!
The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.
by RustyCannon June 6, 2010
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