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A vague generaization for a word that was formerly meant to be PG. Now it is used to defend D Bags (see DOUCHE) who want to hide behind thier beliefs, rather than live out those of Jesus. Term used to belittle those who are not stellar christians at a small "Decidedly Christian" College in the middle of NoWhere, Kansas(see "Hole in the Wall"). You get to pay 23,000+ USD a year to be belittle by your classmates (see DICKS).

When having a girl in the room, you are Taborific if and only if the following stipulations occur:
You have 4 feet on the Floor, and one in the door.

Taborific by Christopher Jenkins February 16, 2008

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King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.

In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.

King Trump the Tarrific by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

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Related Words

Taborific • Tacoriffic • tardorific • Tardrific • Taylorific • Taylorification • King Trump the Tarrific

Tacoriffic

He who embodies all that is awesome.

That Tacoriffic is one bad motha- Shut yo mouth! I'm just talkin' 'bout Taco.

Tacoriffic by Maridia January 5, 2003

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Taylorific

being full of Taylor Swift

My week was Taylorific.

Taylorific by TaySwift October 28, 2010

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Taylorification

overusing a abbreavtion

Lol, I'm winning LOL.

She taylorification (s) everything

Taylorification by SazzySuzzane November 8, 2016

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tardorific

A retard.

Yo biznatch, that be tardorific n' shit.

tardorific by Kelly May 7, 2004

Tardrific

A sarcastic adjective used to describe an occurance or act that is unwelcome and/or troublesome, and is the direct result of someone doing something so unbelievably stupid as to suggest developmental disablement. A portmanteau of "retard" and "terrific".

Jimmy: "Al just split his head open tryin' to ride his bike off the roof and into the pool."
Dad: "Well isn't that just fucking tardrific."

Tardrific by Reagent12 November 2, 2012

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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