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Chris TDL 

A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.
Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?

Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.

Jerry: Wow that's sad

Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.

Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
Chris TDL by PenisTDL May 20, 2021
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Chris TDL 

Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?

Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.

Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
Tdey
Is Derived from a new era of pronunciation a form of the word They,
Slangspelling for They.
Person: Tdey are unhappy with your success.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
Tdey by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

TDAH (shortened form of the words "the drug associative hypothesis" - Basically the knowledge and awareness that certain types of media can influence what substances we take- hence example...
Mother 1: Hey, chris is listening to Pink Floyd, so be prepared- he might take LSD sometime in the future...

Mother 2: Hey, Sarah is dancing to rave music, so be prepared- she might take Ecstasy sometime in the future...

Father 1: Hey, Danny is watching The Simpsons, so be prepared- he might take alcohol sometime in the future... oh wait, thats not bad :)

TDAH (the drug associative hypothesis)

Note- This is not necessarily accurate, however the term relates to the lifestyles and media influences associated with the drug in question, and is an easy way of identifying what drug might be craved and taken under the influence of what lifestyle the given person has chosen :P

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.D. units 

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
T.D. units by hesti October 13, 2010