Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

tangentialize

(verb)

1. To go off on a tangent mid-conversation.

2. To pirate a conversation away from its natural course.

Let's stop tangentializing so we can figure out what we're doing tonight.

When I'm talking with her, Kristen tangentializes so often that I can't ever remember what we were originally talking about.

by Pabloney April 25, 2011

tangerine army

the girls or maby lads at your school that are bright orange with fake tan or foundation excetera

look at her man she looks like she bin tangoed she defo a tangerine army member

by its me guys March 27, 2009

tangenting

When you go on multiple tangents, one after another.

She was just tangenting all night about how terrible her job was.

by Megstar45 May 11, 2015

Tangentathon

When two people are on good cocaine and start having a competitive conversation. Constantly interrupting each other, apologizing, inhaling loudly through clogged nostrils, and then interrupting each other again while desperately attempting to tell the other person a hyper-interesting deeply personal multilayered rambling four-dimensional spiderweb of at least three unrelated stories at the same time. Each match continues for 10-30 minutes depending on the quality of the cocaine, at which point the party who does not posses the cocaine will submit and begin nodding their head agreeably until the owner of the cocaine realizes he hasn't done a line in about 20 minutes and it's time to do another line. The matches continue every until you're both out of money, concede to an mutual pyrrhic victory and vow to keep your use responsible from now on and hold each other accountable to one eight-ball per weekend. This sport is played every weekend by men around the world.

"Presidential candidate El Chapo has promised that when elected he will make the Tangentathon an Olympic sport by 2030." - Brooke Baldwin, 2028

by Deus Ex January 28, 2021

Random Ass Tangent

A wildly off-topic question or statement that occurs with no warning. Most often seen when people are drunk.

In a bar drinking shots watching sports on big screens, "you know man, I like turtles", "man that is such a random ass tangent!"

by Inspectress Gadget September 3, 2012

Tangerize

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.

"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"

by Ryan January 9, 2004