Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.

“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment

by realhannah December 10, 2019

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Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007

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tysonbyson77

A roblox person that has spent too much money

You are such a tysonbyson77 for using that money

by CAASSS!!! October 3, 2017

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Tyson Anderson

Someone whom has a compulsion to lick Male buttholes and floss with the public hairs of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

I Tyson Anderson'd the heck out of Bortles.

by Poops and peeps March 8, 2019

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Tyson Glands

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.

Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex

by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022

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