Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.

“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite”

by TheAguirres November 7, 2018

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

Cheeky twix

It descibes the action of a female inserting a single finger in man's anus, for at least two plalanx deep.

I was surprised Mary gave Kevin a Cheeky Twix when they got home, it was their first date.

by AppleSpyYou July 28, 2021

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 3, 2023