twifight

A fight or argument between members of the Team Edward and Team Jacob camps of Twilight fans.

At the midnight premier for Breaking Dawn, many a twifight was spurred.

by sousagal47 January 27, 2009

twif

1) awesome!

2) fabulous!

3) the shit!

1) that shirt is so twiffy!

2) his hair is so twif!

3) your kissing is twiffic!

person 1: "hey, did you see courtney's giant ass?"

person 2: "hell yeah, that is so not twiffy."

p1: "i know, that fat whore needs to go to fat camp."

p2: "... she did."

by John Handonmycockbitch August 24, 2009

twificial

official via Twitter

@GavinNewsom made his bid for governor of California twificial by tweeting it this morning.

by musix220 June 5, 2009

Twifessionals

Twifessionals: Professionals That Tweet!

Twifessionals Are Cooler And More Social Than Your Average Professional... Find Out Which Pro's Are Twifessionals At http:Twitter.com/Twifessionals.

by Twifessionals.com September 6, 2011

tonife

1. When a female is so fine that you gotta hit that tonight

2. When a female is fine as hell, but you ain't got time to wife that, so you wife her for a night

Cynthia: "Hey did you see that chick? I wish I was staying in town 'cause she's wife material."
Mikey: "Nah bruh, that's tonife material"

by wheninrome-begay September 28, 2014

twifer

There is no direct definition but can be used anywhere to be offensive.

This twifer is an a**hole!

by Crimepunisher April 18, 2018

TWIFE

Acronym for THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING, a YOLO for sadder times.

I just dropped $2k on a gaming rig I'll only use once but whatever, twife

by Joel owns this word November 1, 2017