odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.

You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.

by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022