by BoltDAamazing April 11, 2017
(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain
by Lisa4576 September 17, 2017
The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?
by MasterDisaster December 31, 2012
The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!
by Poopydiaperbaby69 January 28, 2022
Food is life. It's the only thing that stops crippling depression and make you happy. Gotta love food.
by XXX06 August 29, 2019