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Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020
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Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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Tortilla Chip Tits

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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That's Tits!

Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.
Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
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Quicksand Tits

When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated

Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob
Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue
by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020
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Cheese Tits

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020
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BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"
Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !
by UrbanDictionary.OG November 10, 2019
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