Twisted Tea

The tea that will smack the life out of racists.

1st dude: Hey did you see the vid of the twisted tea guy?
2nd dude: Oh yeah! He spanked this white dude saying the N word with a tea can?
1st dude: That’s the one!!

by rie666 December 29, 2020

pinch and twist

v. One method of scratching an itch on your balls. Grasp the itchy section of scrotum between your thum and forefinger and twist the skin ever so gently. Or ever so violently, depending on how itchy you are.

Synonym: pinch and roll

Girlfriend: "What are you doing with your hands down your pants all the time?"
Me: "The pinch and twist."

by i am so hungry February 7, 2006

dimple twist

The act of sticking your index finger(s) in the dimple spot(s) on your cheek and rotating your finger(s) around. Has two (2) meanings:

(1) When accompanied by an "awww" sound the dimple twist is used to pretend to feel sorry for someone or try to embarrass or annoy them

(2) When lacking a verbal accompaniment it is used to admit wrongdoing while still feeling coy about the bad behavior

*dimple twist* Awwwww did somebody lose at a game of monopoly?
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Q: Did you leave the milk out all night?
A: *dimple twist*
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Q: Did you steal my beer?
A: *dimple twist*

by Jessy46 January 8, 2014

dracula twisted

When you so turnt that you die

Dannnmm, DeShawn got dracula twisted last night at the club... we at his funeral now

by Thyl April 28, 2019

twisted twizzard

Another version of twizzy (twin) created by the community after the popularisation of twizzy after yeat dropped 4L

Where were you yesterday?

I was w my twisted twizzard the whole day

by Djsuhfejd July 18, 2021

Got It Twisted

To be false or Incorrect

Mobb Deep : Y'all Niggaz got it twisted huh.

by Matt August 10, 2004

Twist it funny

When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.

That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.

by Business bear April 2, 2014