the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.

Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

the_spiders_under_your_bed

an independent individual with the need to be seen (can you say attention seeker)

“wow did you see what the_spiders_under_your_bed posted? it was really creative!”

by 8R0WN13 June 23, 2021

the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021

in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend

by Mildred63 September 13, 2013

alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.

Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.

by Darth Pop February 28, 2023