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Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.
Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.
by Smithsonian October 18, 2019
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Final-Cyber-Solution

Final-Cyber-Solution, Is the act of rage beyond the cage of cyberspace, going through great lengths to target and destroy someone or multiples persons social life, quoted as an offender of your personal,social or mental well being.
Girl1: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!! SHE IS LYING ON ME!!
Girl2(girl1's friend): you should f.c.s her skank ass off the face of cyberspace!!!
Girl1: OH ITS FUCKONG DONE! HELLO "ISANYONEUP.COM"...that bitch is fried!, Fucking GNARGOYLE!
Girl2:its the fucking final-cyber-solution in this bitch!
by TheKingObscene July 12, 2011
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 17, 2025
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Saratoga solution

A dud that likes all genders
Mark: Did you know that Ricky like that nonbinary chick?
Ronald: Yeah he’s pulling a Saratoga solution. And they are pansexual btw.
by Mikeydimes December 9, 2024
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Sanctuary of Solution Ministry

It is a deliverance Ministry to liberate men through the undiluted word of God and prayer in order to be enlisted in the end time army of God. It is also commissioned to promote the truth of the gospel.
...Sanctuary of Solution Ministry is having and Hebron meeting every December for inpartation on business and careers before the new year...
by shin Lee yo November 22, 2021
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Pizza-Party Solution

An monetarily negligible gesture to distract from or temporarily remedy a potentialy serious issue or injustice toward underlings, workers, or citizens.
The 2020 stimulus checks were just pizza-party solutions.
by iCaveman January 2, 2025
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