When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.
me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
by billbobgeorgesamone August 4, 2007
Get the zombie problemmug. to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"
guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."
guy 1: "nice!"
guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."
guy 1: "nice!"
by boom boom b July 26, 2004
Get the 99 Problemsmug. A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.
Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
by Kyle Rh. May 28, 2008
Get the classy problemmug. A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.
Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."
Jared: "Not my problem."
by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017
Get the not my problemmug. by OMonty May 12, 2008
Get the that's not my problemmug. by Double AYE July 16, 2010
Get the is there an officer problem?mug. She's on her period
by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015
Get the girl problemsmug.