pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

the popeye

During foreplay or sexual intercourse the man thrusts a full fist in a "sailor man motion" into the woman's butt or vagina while at the same time giving a "Popeye the Sailor Man" chuckle.

I was fucking her in the ass when I pulled out and gave her the popeye.

by tomolearly March 20, 2009

Pull the popes hat off

Another term for masterbation,wanking ect.

Alex dichello:Im gonna go pull the popes hat off.

by SOF'INFUNNY December 1, 2010

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

The Popera

1.The term for Opra if she became pope.
2.The Evil Opra or Root of All Evil
(As seen on Lewis Blacks, The Root of All Evil)

God damn The Popera why does everyone do what she says

by Samurai_47 March 28, 2008

the popes

When one has to take a giant dump immediately after starting a sesh.

*sparks up a joint*
"Dammit I got the popes"

by GregnFrank November 14, 2019

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008