A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug. Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015
Get the Easter Krakenmug. "Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
Get the Kraken Somebodymug. Xtreme Kraken is an original psuedonym by a random introverted yet cool teenager. He is one of the most moodiest people on the planet. He can be the worst or the best, it's totally variable. His name came from mythological inspiration. Also known as XTK, this guy is multi-talented and one of the best people you'll meet. If you ever do.
by Xtreme Kraken November 23, 2021
Get the Xtreme Krakenmug. by lazar yeet for lazarbeam May 28, 2020
Get the krakenmug. the Kraken is a mythical sea creature
a Kraken looks like a big octopus that is said to attack ships at sea
a Kraken looks like a big octopus that is said to attack ships at sea
by bob marly and michael jackson February 26, 2019
Get the krakenmug. Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
Get the sock krakenmug.