Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

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pig crib

A place where police gather or are around, like a police station.

I don't want to go by the pig crib while I got this crack on me, man.

by Freddie Barry January 9, 2008

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green crib

when someone’s house is open for people to come over, or meaning the parents aren’t home so people are welcome to come over

“green crib @ 6”

by user18383626 August 24, 2022

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crib dip

When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.

Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

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Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.

Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."

by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014

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Crib Crow

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.

"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"

by Paco Ice January 14, 2009

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