simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.

during simp hour, one must be simping.

by sublimestephers December 5, 2013

A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.

A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"

by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018

Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019

PEANOOT HOURS

PEANOOT HOURS (the hour before and after midnight when you post just any shit online coz ur tired....

Sorry about that post dude...it was peanoot hours

by Joneeko October 19, 2019

Artist Hours

Artists wake up in the middle of the night usually between the hours of 2-4 am. That’s when they get their inspiration and ideas.

I’m exhausted today because I was awake during Artist hours. I have so many new ideas though.

by AmyLane April 6, 2023

Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.

Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!

by CharlotteW April 30, 2019

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!

I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.

by Kay Web September 10, 2010