taxi park

The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.

Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.

by Neu Yawka August 25, 2006

taxi dump

The act of defecating in a taxi cab.

John forgot to drop a deuce at the club, so he was forced to take a taxi dump on the ride home.

by libo777 May 20, 2023

Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.

Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.

by TheIronTooth January 24, 2016

Death Taxi

A taxi or cab company that is notorious for hiring dangerous drivers; making it safer to walk to your destination than to ride in the cab from that company. Death Taxis sometimes offer lower rates to counterbalance the fact that you are risking your life to an unsafe degree by getting in the car.

Leonard: Oh, there's a taxi that can take us to the mall.
Gerald: No! I've ridden with them before, and I always end up with a Death Taxi!

by taxidriver585 August 26, 2008

Last Taxi

The last trip you will take after your death is in a hearse, hence the expression "Last Taxi"

the Last Taxi is the hearse that takes you to your funeral

by Englishman in NY January 22, 2012

waxy taxi

When someone enters a taxi to find the interior coated in seamen.

“Bro I’m taking an Uber last time I used a taxi it was a waxy taxi”

by Shrimpyjibs January 03, 2021

taxi talk

saying shit about people.
Like when your drunk in the back of a taxi and you talk aload of rubbish.

hes doing the taxi talk again

by millie_1 December 18, 2007