tim tam slam

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.

by Legooolas June 5, 2005

tim tam slam

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.

In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.

by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala March 2, 2010

Fat Tam

Fat Tam, as you can see from her name, is VERY fat. She yells at students for no reason at all. Her voice had been recorded once for yelling at a student for 12 minutes. She is the art teacher in LSC, and she sucks even more than Wan Lo.

A: Hi Miss Tam!
Fat Tam:冤枉我!!

by The7Head October 23, 2019

tim tam straw

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

by edenlogic March 19, 2009

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Fat Tam

An idiot teacher in La Salle College who deducts points when someone answers a question. She is similar to Small Ng.

Student: Ok, Miss Tam.
Fat Tam: One point deducted for that.

by d;fjasdlflkjs e= November 4, 2020

river tam

The mega genius ballerina turned crazy psychic assassin at the Academy on Firefly, played by Summer Glau. Hunted by a pair of dark-suited men wearing blue gloves before the Alliance hired the Operative to finish the job. Held the secret to Miranda and the Reavers. Wears oversized clothing, thinks Jayne looks better in red, believes that too much hair is a bad thing and says she can kill you with her brain.

"Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die" - The Opertative

by mik1811 July 22, 2006