Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.

"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".

by BProfane June 2, 2009

Swiss Daniels

An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.

"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."

"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"

"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"

by jucestain March 15, 2009

Swiss Rodeo

When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.

"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)

by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 12, 2009

swiss knuckle

penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle

perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?

by dry heaves January 15, 2011

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009

swiss polly

A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.

"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"

by Theonespanish May 18, 2014

provolone into swiss

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.

Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*

by taheehee014 July 20, 2019