k swiss

n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.

girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!

by W.D. April 5, 2005

Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.

"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".

by BProfane June 2, 2009

Swiss Daniels

An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.

"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."

"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"

"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"

by jucestain March 15, 2009

Swiss Rodeo

When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.

"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)

by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 12, 2009

swiss polly

A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.

"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"

by Theonespanish May 18, 2014

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014

swiss knuckle

penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle

perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?

by dry heaves January 15, 2011