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simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"
by The Tallboy March 8, 2005
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swimming instructor

One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!

The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
by Khezef June 27, 2008
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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
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Simping

A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows

1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"

2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it

3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"

4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage

5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table

6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason

7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention

8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female

9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions

10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.

Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
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swimming in the red sea

To perform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.
Baby, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I'm gonna go swimming in the Red Sea.
by Grouch April 20, 2004
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Simping

The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.

Similar to simp only now it's an action.
Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.
by Cslug February 26, 2020
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swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you
Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010
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