swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover

“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”

by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023

Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

by Birdah January 24, 2024

Swiftie Bowl

Super Bowl LVIII

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.

by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023

Swiftie

The most annoying person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hi i am a swiftie" now all of a sudden you want to commit slipnslide.

by kanYEmfWEST October 25, 2023