John Sweeney

A man afraid of commitment

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.

by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

The Sweeney

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night. It should only be played by those with faith in the Sweeney, or if it comes as any Sweeney walks in the room. Never try to turn it against a Sweeney as it will only end up hurting you.

What kind of idiot would call $20 with a 6-2? I'm golden with my pocket aces.

by bs June 17, 2005

sweezeet

Similar to the word, Sweet, but used to describe something that is extraordinarily cool or sweet.

"Kelly's new coffee table book is sweezeet."

"Can you buy my plane ticket to Costa Rica? That would be sweezeet."

by Jen Hanson July 8, 2005

meghan sweeney

meghan sweeney is the name of a beautiful, perfect, amazing girl. she is so funny and will make u roll on the floor laughing. she is a good friend who is not a skanky slut in any way. meghan sweeney's usually hate Franklin middle school but will push through the pain just to get out of there. she is really good at soccer and will kick ur ass out on the field.

wow meghan sweeney is gorgeous, Can I be her? I don't wanna play her in soccer.

by meghan sweeney June 19, 2016

sweeeeeet

Extremely sweet/awesome

Sweeeeeet reply to someone giving you an awesome, heart warming compliment

by Sub-urban lady January 16, 2017

sweensen

A director who can’t do shit but acts like he can

My director is a sweensen

by Randomness60 January 5, 2018

Sweeney

Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.

Finn has an extremely large sweeney.

by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018