An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
by ZORG April 6, 2015
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A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.
I found this text in my child’s phone, what does “swab a hang” mean?
by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021
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The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
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1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 26, 2010
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