(n.) The part of you that punishes you for things you wouldn't admit to feeling guilty about. This can be through subconscious actions that fuck you in the ass later, or through giving you especially bad physical effects (hangover, half-baked-ness at school, etc.)
I left an empty beer can on my desk and my pops found it. Damn my subconscience.
I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
by PhyllisDean November 26, 2009
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Get the Succon mug.1. A derogatory term, synonymous with the words wussy, pansy, etc., except much more malicious in nature. Its origin can be traced back to Martin Sucokkie, the little-known American general of the Vietnam war who supposively boasted of how he could signle-handedly defeat the Vietnamise. But when actually given troops and sent into battle, he had a panic and purportedly shat all over the place, while his leaderless troops were overtaken, and he himself was eventually captured. However, he bargained with the Vietnamise that if they were to let him go free, he would give them the location of one of the biggest U.S. barracks in Vietnam - terms that the Vietnamise agreed to. They released him, and hundreds died because of his treachery. Sucokkie went on to live an upper-class life in the Florida Keys after winning a 3 million dollar lottery that truly was not his, before dying at the age of 91. His last words were, "If I had to do it again, I'd do it all the same way." For anyone who knows more about history than what is taught in school textbooks, Sucokkie is about as derogatory a term as you can get.
2. One who plays computer games all day and all night, usually characterized by their use of leet speak. See also noob and newbie.
3. A female rhinoserous.
2. One who plays computer games all day and all night, usually characterized by their use of leet speak. See also noob and newbie.
3. A female rhinoserous.
1. That sucokkie just stole my purse! Somebody stop him!
2. Computer nerd: d00d i r t3h pwnz0r j00 in 7h15 g4m3 cuz u r is r t3h N00Bi3!!!!!!1!!2!!!13!!!232!!111
Person: Die, sucokkie.
3. The sucokkie snorted menacingly, warning the spectators to keep their distance.
2. Computer nerd: d00d i r t3h pwnz0r j00 in 7h15 g4m3 cuz u r is r t3h N00Bi3!!!!!!1!!2!!!13!!!232!!111
Person: Die, sucokkie.
3. The sucokkie snorted menacingly, warning the spectators to keep their distance.
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