Subway Luck

Not having to wait for subways, for they always arrive as soon as you do.

Person #1: Make sure you leave 5 minutes early, just in case you have to wait for the subway.
Person #2: I'm going with Jimmy, his subway luck is legit.

by Thas what I thought June 25, 2009

Subway Crinkle

The act of crinkleing up the crumb-filled paper wrapper of a subway sandwich into a ball when youre done eating.

Mike and Anna did the subway crinkle yesterday at lunch.

by Mark Appleby January 11, 2009

Subway Zombie

A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.

Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

subway ass

Fucking a homeless person in exchange for money (usually less than a dollar), drugs, or liquor.

I struck out at the bars so I just went down and got me some subway ass.

by drubug December 20, 2008

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010

subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)

I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.

by funkypeepz June 1, 2011

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009