suburbia

the future slums of america where all the teenagers will either grow stupid and procreate more idiots or they will turn to violence and vandalism after years of boredom.

the weight of suburbia over much of central florida will eventually cause it to sink into the ocean

by narcaleptic buble January 5, 2004

Chevrolet Suburban

A large vehicle manufactured by Chevrolet of GM that is often used by men to compensate for small penis size due to its price tag and size.

Tiny Dick Dale,who lives down the road,owns a Chevrolet Suburban.

by That guy,you know,him June 14, 2014

Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.

After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.

by gjn413 February 13, 2010

suburban noize

The self-funded and independently run record label founded by the Kottonmouth Kings. In association with SRH Productions, SubNoize Records, as it is know by fans, has a fiercely loyal and diverse listening audience. Artists include the Kottonmouth Kings, OPM, Judge D, MOWER, Big B, Saint Dog and Big Hoss, as well as other hip-hop and rock acts.

I've been rockin nothin but Suburban Noize in my whip this week!

by KMKween_4_life March 16, 2005

suburbia

The greatest mis-allocation of resources ever seen in the entire human history on planet earth.

Also known as: drive in utopia, land of mandatory motoring, national automobile slum, United Parking Lot of America (UPL), or better yet, hell on earth.

Honey, the amount of minorities infiltrating our city has become unbearable. Let's move to suburbia where we can life a live of mindless middle-class American conformity and robotic consumerism. We'll have adorable little children that will contribute to speeding up the destruction of planet earth.

by demonik April 2, 2008

Suburbanarchist

n. a young person usually seen at G-7 and the like protests wearing ratty jeans a carhart jacket and a bandana over his face engaged in acts of vandalism against perceived corporate targets such as Starbucks, McDonald's, WalMart, Exxon and the like. This particular brand of anarchist likely traveled to the protest in a tricked out Prius courtesy of Mommy and Daddy and is either on leave from, expelled from or cutting the hell out of college classes. Suburbanarchists travel in small groups and tend to associate with Trustafarians. Contrary to their perceived impoverished appearance Suburbanarchists dress that way because they want to. They've got plenty of money usually a magic card stitched inside their carhart jacket liner.

Damn, those Suburbanarchists chugged their lattes before heaving that brick through the picture window at Starbucks.

by Rastamick October 23, 2008

Suburbanocrity

The complacent/grateful acceptance of a predetermined lifestyle, which eventually leads to a vivisection of the human spirit, a loss of creativity and original thought, detrimental social conformity, and a need for peer approval rather than the desire to become peerless.

95% of Americans suffer severely from suburbanocrity, evidenced by their acceptance of the nightly news as truth and their desire to believe they cant do any better than their current station in life.

by Sickcero July 27, 2012