Squid Juice

When a combination of blood, semen and feces is pushed out of the anus after a large amount of rough first time anal sex.

"I didn't know it was his/her first time having anal sex, he/she sprayed squid juice all over me!"

by Jackin McCrackin November 1, 2009

squid fuck

squid fuck is where you are naked fucking a squid in a bed beside your best friend who is a girl also naked fucking a squid and that repeats 8 times

asdf squid fuck

by Msmsk June 12, 2018

squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

by Mousepouse October 27, 2017

Squid Kid

A trendy Asian person. (Based on the videogame Splatoon)

My Asian homie was caught wearing a fly hoodie and some joggers with the rest of his squid kid squad.

by Bipsy May 14, 2018

squid

a US Navy Sailor. derogatory

Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Squidbrains

Squidbrains is an insult used to describe anyone that appears to be incompetent or fails to respond to issues in a way that would be expected based on their position or status.
This word was invented by kanye west who used it while insulting the staff at Bonnaroo in an angry letter.

Kanye west: I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Reasonable person: Wow, Kanye sure went all out with the caps on that angry blog letter! One might even suggest that he is squidbrains.

by hayleymore August 14, 2008

Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

by KragothTBD June 7, 2014