shrek is my dad

This is a phrase people would use if they want to become friends

hi,shrek is my dad

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 23, 2021

y/n x shrek

relationship goals

1: im reading a fanfiction
2: cool what is it
1: y/n x shrek
2: were done charles
1: but anne..
2: charles stfu

1: =,<

by frog the ultimate idiot February 10, 2021

Shrek toes

A disease that causes the toes to turn green and infected, incurable.

"That Katie has shrek toes"
"Eww don't go near her"

by Shrekfingers September 26, 2014

Shrek

The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.

Did you pray to Shrek today?

by thejamexican June 5, 2016

red shrek

A dictatorship, an organization ran by the greatest Island Royale players to ever live. A threat to every single Island Royale player, you do not want to cross paths with 1 of their members or you might not be around the community for much longer.

20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.

Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.

-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.

Oh my god red shrek members are playing this tournament, I'm just gonna stop trying to win now.

by A certain victim June 24, 2020

Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass

Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.

by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016