Skorpion

A small Czech made sub-machine gun usually made in .32 ACP caliber, though there are variants in .380 and 9x18 Makarov.
Features ambidextrus cocking handle, folding stock and manual safety.
Due to it's smalll size and firepower it's a popular terrorist weapon in some eastern Europe countries.

vide: uzi

Terrorists carrying Skorpion SMGs hijacked flight 357.

by general_zumaya June 30, 2005

scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

by Kill whale January 1, 2010

Scorpulus

A South Dakotan gamer pro that plays Halo 3. He obtains the level 50 on every account he plays through legit prawning of nubs. He is known as the 'god' of Halo.

Holy shit! He just went Scorpulus on you!

You're almost as bad as when Scorpulus raped those kids 51 to 0.

by His number one fan March 30, 2010

Snorphan

Someone who gets kicked out of the bed for snoring.

Bob was snoring so loud that Deb woke him up and made him go sleep in the guest room alone. The next night Bob was also a snorphan in the guest room.

by Spindletop November 8, 2012

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

The Scorpion Party

The Scorpion Party believes in creating a homeland for the white race without undesirables (Jews, blacks, Asians etc.), unlike most the Scorpion Party doesn’t believe in slavery because you cannot tax slaves. The Party believes that the state must come first and that all individual liberties and rights must be cast away for the preservation of the state. The Party seeks to eradicate the following ideologies: Fascists, Communists, Anarchists, Progressives, Liberals, Neoconservatives, Socialists, Democratic Socialists and Centrists, these ideologies have been nothing but disastrous for the human race and need to be eradicated as soon as possible.

PCM USER: Aye have you heard of The Scorpion Party?
2ND PCM USER: Yea I voted for them in the last election!
PCM USER: BASED!!!!

by ScorpionTheGreat January 8, 2021

(Sexy) Skorpion

n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.

Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?

Female Russian Gymnast: Da.

Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!

by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009