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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
mugGet the Stole Teslamug.

Stoling

she has been stoling my jokes
by Paperman65 December 19, 2023
mugGet the Stolingmug.

i stole ur cheese

yes i did infact stole ur cheese im doing to steal the bread on my way too :3
by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024
mugGet the i stole ur cheesemug.

Stole my lollipop

Stole my lollipop is the latest word for drug addicts. It describes drug addicts can steal anything, including childrenslollipops for exchange of money.
“Mom, the man stole my lollipop”

“Be quite, I just want to use it to buy some cracks; I know you are a good boy, understand my situation; and I promise you, you will get some cracks when I get back”
by Steal my stuff August 29, 2009
mugGet the Stole my lollipopmug.

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex
Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home
by the hulktron August 24, 2010
mugGet the stole homemug.

Dingo stole me baby!

A term used by native Australians, meaning that their baby has actually been taken by a dingo.
Aborginals commonly use this, as they are the only ones stupid enough to get their baby taken by wildlife.

More often referred to as "DINGO STOLE ME FUCKEN BABY"
Aborginal 1: "Dingo stole me baby!"
White guy: "Fucking nice one mate!"
by xX_snIppEzZ_Xx April 12, 2014
mugGet the Dingo stole me baby!mug.

stoled

"you stoled my candy 😔"
by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023
mugGet the stoledmug.

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