The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009

by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005

"Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so I gave her ass a nasty stewart last night. Funniest shit ever saw."
by J-Fro March 6, 2005

The kind of guy you just want to beat the shit out of. His girlfriends name is definitely Riley and not the pornstar. He can’t hold an erection and boner pills no longer work for him. He’s the loudest guy at the party and will most likely hit on your father.
by Average Willy Wilson February 25, 2022
