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Steven

A fat cunt (just like me) who hasn’t had a shower in years and drives a tractor.
Steven: “Check out my new whip
Sam: “That’s a fucking tractor mate”
Steven: “You can’t say ought, you drive a fucking vauxhall corsa
by Fat cunt the 1st August 23, 2020
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Steven is one on the shyest but nicest guys you’ll meet. Most likely he acts slightly gay but at the end of the day he’s not. Or is he? Stevens are very like able and cute but often times book worms. Stevens will also have strange fascination with things such as trees, plants or anything I’m nature.
Look it’s Steven!”
“I’ve never talked to him before.”
“I have he’s super nice but really quiet.”
by Theyeeyeetruck#goodtimecall October 18, 2019
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Normal human with practical sense: Steven has a beautiful voice

Other human: yes he does 🤩
by HEheHeah March 11, 2019
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His BFF’s are Brianna and Carlina and they are the most amazing friends he could ask for
omg are Brianna and Steven together yet?
Yaaaa!
by Carlinaishot April 3, 2019
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A very sarcastic individual.

Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.

He's very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Easily taken advantage of, he's very kind-hearted and gentle.
1: he was very nice and sweet.
2: Oh, must be a steven.
by bluecat17 December 23, 2018
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Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.
by Captain Kokie July 15, 2008
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An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky
That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.
by Kitty234 June 11, 2017
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