seltzer boy

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.

we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!

seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym

guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?

guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances

by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

Shelterholic

Similar to a Renthead, a Shelterholic is someone who is a huge fan of the 2007 here! Film, Shelter. Symptoms include watching Shelter repeatedly, feeling a deep personal connection to the fictional characters on the screen and knowing the soundtrack by heart. Extreme Shelterholism may result in sufferers spending hours on message boards analyzing movie details, daydreaming about being one of the gorgeous leads or feeling depressed about not finding the love of one's life as yet. Despite many attempts, a cure has not yet been found.

I cannot believe that I'm late to work for the second day in a row. I stayed up watching the BGLM over and over again last night. - I'm such a Shelterholic!

by Pink Gucci Suit February 18, 2010

stealth ipod

being able to listen to music or watch movies on your ipod during school classes

also known as stealth ipoding

guy 1: hey dude how much did physics today suck!

guy 2: didnt really notice i was watching a movie on my ipod

guy 1: man, your awesome at stealth ipoding

by gracieloup March 5, 2010

Stealth Hoe

When your partner comes off like the nicest person in the world, but really hoes around behind your back. The moment you catch them doing anything in a hoe manner, they try to pull it off like nothing ever happened even when you and her both know the truth.

Wow would you take a look at her! She's the nicest person in the world! No she isn't... watch her closely she's a stealth hoe!

by thegodofgods December 7, 2010

stealth whale

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !

Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011