A place in Vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental retardation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. Besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you'll have in that shithole. They have a McDonald's, a school that demands its cock is sucked dry, a Chinese restaraunt only the owner's mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. Everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. A town of faggots. It is New Englands unwiped asshole. Flush it down the toilet.
-New Yorker of Caucasian desecent: Man I sucked some dick in the St. Johnsbury McDonald's bathroom for some grade A heroin.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.
by Vermont Sucks December 17, 2008
Get the St. Johnsbury mug.Sure, sometimes the view up here is alright. That is, if you can get past the smell of sewers everywhere you walk, the druggies literally skipping down the streets and singing to no one in particular. If they aren’t on crack or H, they’re probably a red-neck hick who sits on their ass all day smoking pot. They complain about how low the wages are, but the minimum is higher than most places in the US. They’re just pissed that they can’t get more off their welfare checks even after they say that they’re ‘incapable of working’ when I’m reality they’re just lazy pussies. In St. Johnsbury, the most fun you’ll find is hanging yourself under the bridge or shooting heroin into your ass.
by fuckyouwatson February 14, 2019
Get the St. Johnsbury VT mug.An extremely large school in Danvers MA. It has the best sports around and the best academics. Mostly all the sophomores and juniors smoke weed. Also, many people like to dis the prep because it is an all-boys school. Surprisingly, most of the guys there are not gay and actually have girl friends. Lets not forget St. Johns dances are the best..well sometimes
A conversation at St. Johns Prep
A: You gay?
B: No, you?
A: No, you smoke pot?
B: Yep, you?
A:Yep
B: sweet
A: You gay?
B: No, you?
A: No, you smoke pot?
B: Yep, you?
A:Yep
B: sweet
by Jerry cuome buckets November 8, 2009
Get the St. Johns Prep mug.A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.
It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.
by Erik787 August 7, 2011
Get the St. Johns Prep mug.St. Johns is a neighborhood located in North Portland that ignorant people think is the gang infested ghetto. If you believe this then you are an idiot. But this is fine because we don't want you to move here anyway. North and Northeast Portland are the only two semi-diverse and fun places to live in Portland, as many other areas are meth ridden, white bread, suburbs. Recently, as a result of gentrification, young hipsters are infesting St. Johns, and making it a trendy place to move. Unfortunate, really.
St. Johns is far superior to West Linn or Lake Oswego
Wow, isn't St. Johns, like, the ghetto?
St. John's is heaven on earth!
You wont get shot if you drive in North Portland, even though you deserve it for thinking that.
Wow, isn't St. Johns, like, the ghetto?
St. John's is heaven on earth!
You wont get shot if you drive in North Portland, even though you deserve it for thinking that.
by randi213 April 30, 2007
Get the st. johns mug.A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.
by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011
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