Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.

"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out

by Dank-roo November 21, 2010

Squampkin

A socially acceptable term for "little people" or "midgets".

Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.

"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."

or

"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"

by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012

Squamousy

Squamousy the color you turn when you've spent too much time in the tanning bed.

Person 1"Omg look at her! She looks like leather. What color is that anyway? Person 2 "squamousy"

by Kt bear May 24, 2014

Squampchy

The stage of body fat percentage between squishy and hella fit

Aaliyah looks a little bit squampchy

by Gunterthechampion May 16, 2016

Squimmwibbley

When the thing that does the thing that happens when you place your stuff in that place where it should go and it sits there and things occur but not necessarily within the thing that happen in the place in which the stuff all happen because places and things and stuff are things and stuff and places that exist only where those places exist and things and stuff. Sick.

It just happens yo squimmwibbley

by jimmytuesdayOG May 19, 2018

Squamie

Squamie = Someone that likes to have sex with their own mommy.

Lauren is such a Squamie, she even got Will sick with her tales of how she finger blasted her Mom lastnight

by Seriously Serious June 17, 2018