Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.
Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017
